Beef

Any hotel I stay at anywhere should be somehow obligated to place their best English speakers behind the bar.

As is typical, I'm less than a week into this particular adventure and I'm about ready for some company that is *not* the client or my traveling companions. Sure, they're all fine and all, but (by the gods) all we have is work.

For me, I like a little banter unencumbered.

Sadly and for now, it's simply, "Ahmed, more nuts!"